tokomon:

“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Can u fuck off I'm trying to read gay porn

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective)

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

durnesque-esque:

(Inspired by this post)

YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!

NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!

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